Matt Edwards

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30 Hornets vs 30,000 Honey Bees – For The Honey?

I’m not sure why these bunch of hornets are so angry with all these bees. Do they really want all their honey? My daddy says that this is just like when a bunch of women go into a bar full of guys who work and work and work and then get distracted by such beauty that the anger that really is behind all that big hair and makeup is released in a such a violent furry. I like honey on my toast so I am mad at the hornets in this video because now the honey is all gone but I guess it’s better that the hornets went into the bee hives to get the honey instead of me cause it would really have hurt me and then my mom would be mad at me for hurting myself and then she would turn into a hornet woman who goes into bars.


Jimmy Kimmel Show – Just Say No

Who the heck does this guy think he is, Santa? I think that all the kids in the whole wide world need to teach this man on tv a lesson. I saw when he told the parents to eat all the Halloween candy and then he made kids get so upset and now he tells parents to give kids Christmas presents early that are like – half eaten sandwiches and old bananas and maybe even a potato that is supposed to be a Mr. Potato Head but is probably a real potato. This man is not good for kids. I think he should be punished and have a really long timeout, like a whole seven minutes. My mom gave me a timeout that was five minutes and it was not fair because it was so long and my Tinker Bell movie that I had to pause got turned off by the dvd player and when my stupid brother came in to play his stupid video game that he never let’s me play because mommy told him he doesn’t have to let me if its a loud game with shooting.


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